The Awful Truth Quotes

'Dan' Leeson: I certainly learned about women from you.
Aunt Patsy: [handing him the letter Lucy intended to break up with him in] Here's your diploma.

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Armand Duvalle: I am a great teacher, not a great lover.
Lucy Warriner: That's right, Armand. No one could ever accuse you of being a great lover.

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Jerry Warriner: And if you get bored in Oklahoma City, you can always go over to Tulsa for the weekend!

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Lucy Warriner: [Lucy, posing as Jerry's sister Lola, has crashed a social gathering at the home of the Vances, Jerry's fiancé]
Lucy Warriner: Well, I don't want to be rude, but, ah, may I have a drink.
Mrs. Vance: Certainly.
Lucy Warriner: I had three or four before I got here, but they're beginning to wear off, and you know how that is.

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Lucy Warriner: You've come back and caught me in the truth, and there's nothing less logical than the truth.

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