A Bag of Hammers Quote

Alan: [holding a condom package]Kelsey, we sat you down today because we wanted to talk to you about...
Ben: [holding a banana]... something very important.
Alan: First of all, what happens in Penthouse doesn't happen in real life.
Ben: It never looks that good. You don't want to get a girl pregnant before your, um, in love with her.
Alan: And ready to start a life... with her.
Ben: Yes. And each time you have sex, you are risking marriage.

Movie: A Bag of Hammers

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