40 Days and 40 Nights Quotes

Chris: If you want to get laid you take a chick to a fancy restaurant, but if you really like her you take her to your secret place.

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Matt: **** yeah! *****.

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Bagel Guy: Yeah, fire in the hole.

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Jerry Anderson: I've jerked off three times since lunch and I've still got this ****ing hard-on.

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Matt: You stupid, stupid... silly little person.

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Matt: Have you ever noticed a crack in my ceiling?
Ryan: Dude, you're action packed with issues.

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