3 Bad Men Quotes

Steve: Whenever I don't want to do something, I bring up my uncle Joe.

Jamie: The student has become the teacher!

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Tony: [trying to get Deborah to sleep with him, she is into astrology at the time] I must lie down here in conjunction with you . . .

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Tony: [Tony has been trying to tattoo himself with a darning needle] It was going to read "Deborah, I love you", but now I'm just going for "Deb".

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Tony: Why does Dorothy still live with her parents?

Gary: Her Mother keeps threatening to kill herself if she moves out, I think she should risk it.

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Deborah: What are you thinking?

Tony: I was just wondering what colour your bush is.

Deborah: What?

Tony: I was just wondering what car rubbish is.

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Dorothy: Gary doesn't understand periods. He thinks they're something to do with the moon.

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Dorothy: Gary, when I was away, did you sleep with a woman?

Gary Strang: How do you mean, "woman"?

Dorothy: A woman. You know, the ones with what you and Tony call "shirt potatoes."

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Dorothy: [Tony has just asked her what being pregnant is like] Everything's twice the size it was nine months ago and I'm growing another head inside me.

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Dr. Alexander: Why are we here?

Kevin: Because you're Sarah's dearest and closest friends.

Billy: Well, that's just sad.

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Gary Strang: You know Felicity Kendell?

Deborah: Yes.

Gary Strang: She was deliciously pert, wasn't she?

Deborah: Yes.

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Kevin: [to Jamie] We needed to clear a room full of people; naturally, we came to you.

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Mendoza: He says the medals belong to him... he stole them himself.
Brett Stanton: Well, tell him the next time to steal something with some gold in it.

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Steve: Whenever I don't want to do something, I bring up my uncle Joe.

Jamie: The student has become the teacher!

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Tony: [trying to get Deborah to sleep with him, she is into astrology at the time] I must lie down here in conjunction with you...

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[Flint is a prisoner in Sheriff Brady's jail]
John Ringo: Now don't misunderstand me, Sheriff. I don't like him any better than you do. About the most I can say for him is that he has been with me a long time. If it was just for that, you could keep him. But it's more than that, Sheriff. It's a matter of principle. You see, Sheriff, those men out there expect me to come out with Flint. Now, how would it look I came out alone. You see, Sheriff, it's just a matter of principle.

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[Jamie enters the living room after a night of loud sex that Kevin had to suffer through and did various activities to keep his mind off the noise]

Jamie: Why is the beer Buddha moved?

Kevin: He asked me to dance.

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