3 Bad Men Quotes
Tony: [Tony has been trying to tattoo himself with a darning needle] It was going to read Deborah, I love you, but now I'm just going for Deb.
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Tony: Why does Dorothy still live with her parents?
Gary Strang: Her Mother keeps threatening to kill herself if she moves out, I think she should risk it.
Gary Strang: Her Mother keeps threatening to kill herself if she moves out, I think she should risk it.
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Gary Strang: [talking about women's pain threshold] I mean, look at the fuss women make about child birth. Now, I'm not saying it doesn't smart a bit, but if blokes did it, I reckon you'd be looking at, what, give birth, have a couple of Paracetamol, maybe a bit of a nap and then back to work within the hour.
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Gary Strang: [upon finding out John has scratched one of his Barry White albums] What's that?
John: Oh yeah, huh, sorry.
Gary Strang: Sorry? Barry's face looks like it's been under a train and you're sorry?
Mandy: Oh it's only scratched the surface of the record.
Gary Strang: Yeah, that's where the needle goes you silly bitch!
John: Oh yeah, huh, sorry.
Gary Strang: Sorry? Barry's face looks like it's been under a train and you're sorry?
Mandy: Oh it's only scratched the surface of the record.
Gary Strang: Yeah, that's where the needle goes you silly bitch!
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Gary Strang: Let's face it Tony, the only way you're gonna be in there is that if you're both marooned on a deserted island and she eats a poisonous berry or a nut which makes her temporarily deaf, dumb, stupid, forgetful and desperate for sex.
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[An idea to get customers into the pub]
Tony: Karaoke!
Ken: [Dubiously] Japanese Suicide Night?
Tony: Karaoke!
Ken: [Dubiously] Japanese Suicide Night?
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[title card]
Title Card: Mike Costigan and 'Spade' Allen weren't exactly thieves - but they had a habit of finding horses that nobody had lost
Title Card: Mike Costigan and 'Spade' Allen weren't exactly thieves - but they had a habit of finding horses that nobody had lost
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Title Card: Mike Costigan and 'Spade' Allen weren't exactly thieves - but they had a habit of finding horses that nobody had lost
Title Card: Mike Costigan and 'Spade' Allen weren't exactly thieves - but they had a habit of finding horses that nobody had lost
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Deborah: Oh look Tony I'm really sorry if I've hurt you.
Tony: How do you mean?
Deborah: Oh, y'know, me going out with Ray.
Tony: Hardly even noticed to be honest.
Deborah: So why did you open the window and shout get lost smug estate agent bastard at him?
Tony: No, you see that wasn't him, that was this other estate agent on the other side of the road.
Deborah: And he says he caught you pushing potato peelings through his car window.
Tony: Oh yeah, I did do that. What, so you want me to stop?
Tony: How do you mean?
Deborah: Oh, y'know, me going out with Ray.
Tony: Hardly even noticed to be honest.
Deborah: So why did you open the window and shout get lost smug estate agent bastard at him?
Tony: No, you see that wasn't him, that was this other estate agent on the other side of the road.
Deborah: And he says he caught you pushing potato peelings through his car window.
Tony: Oh yeah, I did do that. What, so you want me to stop?
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Dorothy: Gary, when I was away, did you sleep with a woman?
Gary Strang: How do you mean, woman?
Dorothy: A woman. You know, the ones with what you and Tony call shirt potatoes.
Gary Strang: How do you mean, woman?
Dorothy: A woman. You know, the ones with what you and Tony call shirt potatoes.
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Dorothy: It's not important.
Gary Strang: I know it's not.
Dorothy: Well, actually, it is if we're trying for a baby.
Gary Strang: I know it's not.
Dorothy: Well, actually, it is if we're trying for a baby.
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Dr. Alexander: How do you know Sarah?
Billy: I used to groom her cat.
Dr. Alexander: She has a cat?
Billy: Not anymore. What about you?
Dr. Alexander: I was her dentist until she sued me for gross malpractice.
Billy: What did you do?
Dr. Alexander: You're full of a lot of questions, aren't you? Cat killer.
Billy: I used to groom her cat.
Dr. Alexander: She has a cat?
Billy: Not anymore. What about you?
Dr. Alexander: I was her dentist until she sued me for gross malpractice.
Billy: What did you do?
Dr. Alexander: You're full of a lot of questions, aren't you? Cat killer.
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Dr. Alexander: How do you know Sarah?
Billy: I used to groom her cat.
Dr. Alexander: She has a cat?
Billy: Not anymore. What about you?
Dr. Alexander: I was her dentist until she sued me for gross malpractice.
Billy: What did you do?
Dr. Alexander: You're full of a lot of questions, aren't you? Cat killer.
Billy: I used to groom her cat.
Dr. Alexander: She has a cat?
Billy: Not anymore. What about you?
Dr. Alexander: I was her dentist until she sued me for gross malpractice.
Billy: What did you do?
Dr. Alexander: You're full of a lot of questions, aren't you? Cat killer.
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First Townsman: Why, those men were trying to kill each other!
Second Townsman: Yep.
First Townsman: What's it all about? Do you know them?
Second Townsman: Yep. Barney, that's the fella that just went off, he don't like Flint. That's the one he was shooting at. And Flint, he ain't got no use for Barney.
First Townsman: Well, I figured they weren't exactly friends.
Second Townsman: Yep.
First Townsman: What's it all about? Do you know them?
Second Townsman: Yep. Barney, that's the fella that just went off, he don't like Flint. That's the one he was shooting at. And Flint, he ain't got no use for Barney.
First Townsman: Well, I figured they weren't exactly friends.
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Gary Strang: [talking about women's pain threshold] I mean, look at the fuss women make about child birth. Now, I'm not saying it doesn't smart a bit, but if blokes did it, I reckon you'd be looking at, what, give birth, have a couple of Paracetamol, maybe a bit of a nap and then back to work within the hour.
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Gary Strang: Let's face it Tony, the only way you're gonna be in there is that if you're both marooned on a deserted island and she eats a poisonous berry or a nut which makes her temporarily deaf, dumb, stupid, forgetful and desperate for sex.
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George: Y'know, I think marriage is tremendous.
Gary Strang: I hate to be cynical George, but you think Croydon is tremendous.
Gary Strang: I hate to be cynical George, but you think Croydon is tremendous.
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Kevin: [to Jamie] We needed to clear a room full of people; naturally, we came to you.
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Mendoza: He says the medals belong to him... he stole them himself.
Brett Stanton: Well, tell him the next time to steal something with some gold in it.
Brett Stanton: Well, tell him the next time to steal something with some gold in it.
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Mendoza: He says the medals belong to him... he stole them himself.
Brett Stanton: Well, tell him the next time to steal something with some gold in it.
Brett Stanton: Well, tell him the next time to steal something with some gold in it.
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Neville: [doing a crossword puzzle] Twelve across, five letters, god. That's got to be Jesus, right?
Tony: They're not the same thing, though, are they?
Neville: Yeah, Jesus is the same as God, isn't he? A bit younger.
Tony: They're not the same thing, though, are they?
Neville: Yeah, Jesus is the same as God, isn't he? A bit younger.
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Neville: [doing a crossword puzzle] Twelve across, five letters, god. That's got to be Jesus, right?
Tony: They're not the same thing, though, are they?
Neville: Yeah, Jesus is the same as God, isn't he? A bit younger.
Tony: They're not the same thing, though, are they?
Neville: Yeah, Jesus is the same as God, isn't he? A bit younger.
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Russell: Our luck has got to change sometime.
Brett Stanton: You're like a bunch of dumb cattle. You're stampeded at the sight of trouble, bawl at the first shift of wind. Our luck ain't going to change until you start acting like men.
Brett Stanton: You're like a bunch of dumb cattle. You're stampeded at the sight of trouble, bawl at the first shift of wind. Our luck ain't going to change until you start acting like men.
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Russell: Our luck has got to change sometime.
Brett Stanton: You're like a bunch of dumb cattle. You're stampeded at the sight of trouble, bawl at the first shift of wind. Our luck ain't going to change until you start acting like men.
Brett Stanton: You're like a bunch of dumb cattle. You're stampeded at the sight of trouble, bawl at the first shift of wind. Our luck ain't going to change until you start acting like men.
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Sheriff Gifford: You're smarter than the rest of them. A lot of you all rode into this town, but you are the only one who saw anything. You noticed the change. The others don't look past the end of their guns. You saw the handwriting on the wall. They don't even see the wall because their backs are against it. Their days are over. They don't know it. You know it.
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Sheriff Gifford: You're smarter than the rest of them. A lot of you all rode into this town, but you are the only one who saw anything. You noticed the change. The others don't look past the end of their guns. You saw the handwriting on the wall. They don't even see the wall because their backs are against it. Their days are over. They don't know it. You know it.
Movie: 3 Bad Men