3 Bad Men Quotes

Dermot: See the graffiti in the gents has reached new heights of literacy.

Gary Strang: Oh yeah, whats it say?

Dermot: "West-Ham is a poof".

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[Flint is a prisoner in Sheriff Brady's jail]

John Ringo: Now don't misunderstand me, Sheriff. I don't like him any better than you do. About the most I can say for him is that he has been with me a long time. If it was just for that, you could keep him. But it's more than that, Sheriff. It's a matter of principle. You see, Sheriff, those men out there expect me to come out with Flint. Now, how would it look I came out alone. You see, Sheriff, it's just a matter of principle.

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[Jamie enters the living room after a night of loud sex that Kevin had to suffer through and did various activities to keep his mind off the noise]

Jamie: Why is the beer Buddha moved?

Kevin: He asked me to dance.

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[an idea to get customers into the pub]

Tony: Karaoke!

Ken: [Dubiously] Japanese Suicide Night?

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[Flint is a prisoner in Sheriff Brady's jail]

John Ringo: Now don't misunderstand me, Sheriff. I don't like him any better than you do. About the most I can say for him is that he has been with me a long time. If it was just for that, you could keep him. But it's more than that, Sheriff. It's a matter of principle. You see, Sheriff, those men out there expect me to come out with Flint. Now, how would it look I came out alone. You see, Sheriff, it's just a matter of principle.

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Brett Stanton: Stewpot, you still look as tough as the meat you cook.

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Cynthia London: For the first time, I'm glad I came out here.

Brett Stanton: If you didn't want to come, what brought you?

Cynthia London: Restlessness. I keep running after something. When I find out what it is, I'll stop. We're a lot alike.

Brett Stanton: Except I'll probably keep running.

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Cynthia London: For the first time, I'm glad I came out here.

Brett Stanton: If you didn't want to come, what brought you?

Cynthia London: Restlessness. I keep running after something. When I find out what it is, I'll stop. We're a lot alike.

Brett Stanton: Except I'll probably keep running.

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Dan O'Malley: Am I seein' things - or is them million wagons on the square?

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Deborah: Oh look Tony I'm really sorry if I've hurt you.

Tony: How do you mean?

Deborah: Oh, y'know, me going out with Ray.

Tony: Hardly even noticed to be honest.

Deborah: So why did you open the window and shout "get lost smug estate agent bastard" at him?

Tony: No, you see that wasn't him, that was this other estate agent on the other side of the road.

Deborah: And he says he caught you pushing potato peelings through his car window.

Tony: Oh yeah, I did do that. What, so you want me to stop?

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Dermot: See the graffiti in the gents has reached new heights of literacy.

Gary Strang: Oh yeah, whats it say?

Dermot: West-Ham is a poof.

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Dorothy: [Tony has just asked her what being pregnant is like] Everything's twice the size it was nine months ago and I'm growing another head inside me.

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Dorothy: Gary doesn't understand periods. He thinks they're something to do with the moon.

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Dorothy: It's not important.

Gary Strang: I know it's not.

Dorothy: Well, actually, it is if we're trying for a baby.

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Dorothy: Maybe I should move down here.

Gary Strang: Nah, you'd miss the sophisticated city talk.

Dorothy: What, you and Tony discussing the most comfortable pants you've ever had?

Gary Strang: That's a bit unfair.

Dorothy: Oh, look at those lovely hedges.

Gary Strang: ...So what are the most comfortable pants you've ever had?

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Dorothy: Maybe I should move down here.

Gary Strang: Nah, you'd miss the sophisticated city talk.

Dorothy: What, you and Tony discussing the most comfortable pants you've ever had?

Gary Strang: That's a bit unfair.

Dorothy: Oh, look at those lovely hedges.

Gary Strang: ...So what are the most comfortable pants you've ever had?

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Dorothy: You really are a yob aren't you Gary?

Gary Strang: On the contrary, I think I'm remarkably sensitive.

Dorothy: Oh, that must be why you refer to Luciano Pavarotti as "that fat git".

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Dorothy: You really are a yob aren't you Gary?

Gary Strang: On the contrary, I think I'm remarkably sensitive.

Dorothy: Oh, that must be why you refer to Luciano Pavarotti as that fat git.

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Dr. Alexander: Why are we here?

Kevin: Because you're Sarah's dearest and closest friends.

Billy: Well, that's just sad.

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First Townsman: Why, those men were trying to kill each other!

Second Townsman: Yep.

First Townsman: What's it all about? Do you know them?

Second Townsman: Yep. Barney, that's the fella that just went off, he don't like Flint. That's the one he was shooting at. And Flint, he ain't got no use for Barney.

First Townsman: Well, I figured they weren't exactly friends.

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Gary Strang: Bed? Beds are for sleepy people! Let's get a kebab and go to a disco!

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Gary Strang: Bed? Beds are for sleepy people! Let's get a kebab and go to a disco!

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Gary Strang: Do you remember "The Magic Roundabout"?

others: Yeah...

Gary Strang: What the hell was that all about?

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Gary Strang: I have just accidentally knocked out the midwife.

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Gary Strang: You know Felicity Kendell?

Deborah: Yes.

Gary Strang: She was deliciously pert, wasn't she?

Deborah: Yes.

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George: Y'know, I think marriage is tremendous.

Gary Strang: I hate to be cynical George, but you think Croydon is tremendous.

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Sheriff Gifford: Take a look outside, gentlemen. Take a good look. They look harmless enough, just lounging around. When you came in just now, you probably took them for cowhands if you noticed them at all. But every one of them have had his share of killin'. They are waiting for me to make up my mind, too. And the longer it takes me, the more of them there will be.

William Brady: But they're only a handful. You can't let them influence you.

Sheriff Gifford: That's an awful tough handful.

William Brady: If you turn that man loose, you're letting them run this town.

Sheriff Gifford: Mr. Brady, they can start running this town anytime they want to, but they're too shiftless... lazy. They need something to start them off. Like Flint. If they have to break him out, they won't stop there. Before they're through, they will go for each others throats like a pack of mad dogs, and we'll be caught in the middle.

William Brady: But this isn't the wild west anymore. Jesse James is dead. You haven't got the Pony Express, you got railroads now. You even got an automobile in town. You're talking in the past. Civilization is here.

Sheriff Gifford: So are they! And they are not interested in civilization!

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Sheriff Gifford: Take a look outside, gentlemen. Take a good look. They look harmless enough, just lounging around. When you came in just now, you probably took them for cowhands if you noticed them at all. But every one of them have had his share of killin'. They are waiting for me to make up my mind, too. And the longer it takes me, the more of them there will be.

William Brady: But they're only a handful. You can't let them influence you.

Sheriff Gifford: That's an awful tough handful.

William Brady: If you turn that man loose, you're letting them run this town.

Sheriff Gifford: Mr. Brady, they can start running this town anytime they want to, but they're too shiftless... lazy. They need something to start them off. Like Flint. If they have to break him out, they won't stop there. Before they're through, they will go for each others throats like a pack of mad dogs, and we'll be caught in the middle.

William Brady: But this isn't the wild west anymore. Jesse James is dead. You haven't got the Pony Express, you got railroads now. You even got an automobile in town. You're talking in the past. Civilization is here.

Sheriff Gifford: So are they! And they are not interested in civilization!

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Stewpot: I got a feeling that the real fight is going to be outside of the ring.

Brett Stanton: Well, if the killing starts, you can forget about your fistfight. This town will empty like a cyclone hit it.

Stewpot: Will you be staying or leaving?

Brett Stanton: That depends on which way the wind is blowing.

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Stewpot: I got a feeling that the real fight is going to be outside of the ring.

Brett Stanton: Well, if the killing starts, you can forget about your fistfight. This town will empty like a cyclone hit it.

Stewpot: Will you be staying or leaving?

Brett Stanton: That depends on which way the wind is blowing.

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