Bumper Sticker Quotes

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Don't Smoke... Eat Right... Die Anyway!

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You keep believing, I'll keep evolving.

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Religion: keeping the poor from killing the rich for 2000 years.

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Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite.

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Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church.

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God save me from your followers.

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God wants spiritual fruit not religious nuts.

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The only way you'll get laid is to crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

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Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am.

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My other car is a porsche

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Nice perfume, must you merinate in iT?

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Politicians prefer unarmed peasants

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I've found Him -- I have Jesus in my trunk!

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I smile because i have absolutly no idea what is going on!

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100.000.000 sperm and YOU were the fastest???

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'If you can read this, then you're close enough that I can slam on my brakes and sue you for all you're worth'.

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All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture

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Ban Guns: Make the streets safe for a government takeover.

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Ignore the environment, it will go away.

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YOU!! Out of the gene pool.

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Wife and dog missing. Reward for the dog.

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So many pedestrians... so little time

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The world is going to Hell, and I am doing my part.

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Porn: It's cheaper than dating.

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Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!

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Proud member of DAMM Drunks Against MADD Mothers.

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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs!

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Save a cow, eat a vegetarian

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Save the environment; kill yourself.

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Sorry I've missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.

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