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It will be a great day when schools get all the money they need and the airforce has to hold a bakesale to buy a bomber.
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Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!
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Jesus may love you, but no body else does.
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Keep honking, I'm reloading.
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My Kid would have been an Honor Student but... I had an abortion!
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God, protect me from your followers...
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I work very hard every day. Millions on welfare depend on me
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Drive it like you stole it
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Everything I ever needed to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
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First, God created a man, then he had a better idea.
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Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!
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Be kind to your children. They choose your nursing home.
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Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!
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Why can't I be rich instead of well hung...
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Welcome to America, now fuck off!
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UNFKNBLVBLE
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This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet...
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This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!
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This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
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The less hair I have, the more head I get.
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Seen on the back of a Rolls Royce... FUCK the Poor!
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Save a mouse -- eat a pussy.
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Roses are red; Violets are blue; I want to stick, My penis in you
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Orgasm Donor.
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Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
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It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
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Insured by Smith and Wesson.
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If you’re not a haemorrhoid... GET OFF MY ARSE!!!
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If you get any closer I'll fart!
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If you can read this you are driving too close...and the answer is...If your wasn't so damned small I wouldn't have to drive so close to read it!
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