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When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a traini...

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I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea a...

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Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

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I don't know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.

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I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

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Parents are not quite interested injustice, they are interested in quiet.

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Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.

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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

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Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.

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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage; the wife is in charge.

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

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A word to the wise isn't necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything --even poverty--you can survive it.

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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it

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When you become senile, you won't know it

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There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God

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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

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The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now

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The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

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The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods

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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic

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Sigmund Freud once said, 'What do women want?' The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

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People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often... 'And we wish you Godspeed.' It is a warning, Godpeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.

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One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children--unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.

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Nothing separates the generations more than musicthe time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes

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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.

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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries

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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge

By Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure

By Bill Cosby