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If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.

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If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right

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I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or so.

By Bill Cosby

I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

By Bill Cosby

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone

By Bill Cosby

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.

By Bill Cosby

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't

By Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home

By Bill Cosby

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked

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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

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Children today know more about sex than I or my father did

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As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak she gave me a younger brother named Russel, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.

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Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry

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A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

By Bill Cosby