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"A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune."

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"A poet is someone who is astonished by everything."

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"The Internet is like a vault with a screen door on the back. I don't need jackhammers and atom bomb to get in when I can walk through the door."

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"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money."

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"The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing."

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"To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles."

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"We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it, but this world is owned by men who have 'crossed bridges' in their imagination far ahead of the crowd."

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"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator."

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"Winners never quit and quitters never win."

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"Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad."

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"All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors."

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"Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of."

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"Don't steal. The government hates competition."

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"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

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"Great minds think alike."

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"God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers"

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"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead."

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"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were."

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"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow."

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"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."

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"Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet."

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"Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand."

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"Silence is one great art of conversation."

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"Reality can be beaten with enough imagination."

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"Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently."

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"Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique."

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"Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable."

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"One thing you can't recycle is wasted time."

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"Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye."

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"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing."

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"Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable."

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"Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times."

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."

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"An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less, until eventually he knows everything about nothing."

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"The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother."

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"To my customer: I may not have the answer, but I'll find it. I may not have the time, but I'll make it. I may not be the biggest, but I'll be the most committed to your success."

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"Sow a thought and you reap an action; sow an act and you reap a habit; sow a habit and you reap a character; sow a character and you reap a destiny."

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"God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done."

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"A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it."

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"A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages."

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"Ama me fideliter Fidem meam noto De corde totaliter Et ex mente tota, Sum presentialiter Absens in remota."

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"BASIC - A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company."

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"Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though."

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"Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered."

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"CDOS CDOSRUN RUNDOSRUN"

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"Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe Halted."

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"COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key."

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"Crime, like disease, is not interesting it is something to be done away with by general consent, and that is all about it."

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"Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it."

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"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."

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"Earth is 98 full. Please delete anyone you can."

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"Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)"

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"Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue..."

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"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng."

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"General Failure's Fault. Not Yours."

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"Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best."

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"Hanlon's RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."

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"Hit any user to continue."

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"I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself."

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"If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation..."

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"If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes."

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"Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium."

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"Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green"

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"Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away."

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"LSD melts your mind, not in your hand."

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"Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME."

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"Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well."

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"Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address."

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"One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other One was blind and the other couldn't see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play A dumb man went to shout hooray! A paralysed donkey passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye Knocked him through a nine inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to arrest the two dead boys If you don't believe this story"

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"Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector."

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"Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it wellMy Mother."

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"Optimization hinders evolution."

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"Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself."

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"People who think by the inch and talk by the yard deserve to be kicked by the foot."

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"Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA."

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"Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE"

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"Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN."

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"Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night."

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"Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand."

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"Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying."

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"Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS..."

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"Smash forehead on keyboard to continue."

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"Sped up my XT ran it on 220v Works greO"

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"That Jim Brown. He says he isn't Superman. What he really means is that Superman isn't Jimmy Brown"

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"The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman."

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"The NeXT Computer The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe."

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"The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out..."

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"There are no shortcuts to any place worth going."

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"There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works."

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"Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window."

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"WARNING Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."

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"When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy."

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"Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk"

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"Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT command or filename'"

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"The sea is dangerous and its storms terrible, but these obstacles have never been sufficient reason to remain ashore... Unlike the mediocre, intrepid spirits seek victory over those things that seem impossible... It is with an iron will that they embark on the most daring of all endeavors... to meet the shadowy future without fear and conquer the unknown."

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"Her eyes beginning to water, she went on, So I would like you all to make me a promise. From now on, on your way to school, or on your way home, find something beautiful to notice. It doesn't have to be something you see it could be a scent - perhaps of freshly baked bread wafting out of someone's house, or it could be the sound of the breeze slightly rustling the leaves in the trees, or the way the morning light catches the autumn leaf as it falls gently to the ground. Please look for these things, and cherish them. For, although it may sound trite to some, these things are the stuff of life. The little things we are put here on earth to enjoy. The things we often take for granted. We must make it important to notice them, for at any time...it can all be taken away. The class was completely quiet. We all picked up our books and filed out of the room silently. That afternoon, I noticed more things on my way home from school than I had that whole semester. Every once in a while, I think of that teacher and remember what an impression she made on all of us, and I try to appreciate all of those things that sometimes we all overlook. Take notice of something special you see on your lunch hour today. Go barefoot. Or walk on the beach at sunset. Stop off on the way home tonight to get a double-dip ice cream cone. For as we get older, it is not the things we did that we often regret, but the things we didn't do. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

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"A boy is invincible. Then he drinks and drives and he finds out that his friend isn't."

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"We live for the nights we'll never remember with the people we'll never forget."

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"For me, A.A. is a synthesis of all the philosophy I've ever read, all of the positive, good philosophy, all of it based on love. I have seen that there is only one law, the law of love, and there are only two sins; the first is to interfere with the growth of another human being, and the second is to interfere with one's own growth."

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"Anger is not only inevitable, but it is necessary. For in its place is indifference, the worst of all human qualities."

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