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Shell to DOS... Come in DOS, do you copy Shell to DOS...
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Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night.
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Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
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Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
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Power (n) The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA.
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People who think by the inch and talk by the yard deserve to be kicked by the foot.
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Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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Original Poems for Infant Minds My MotherWho ran to help me when I fell,And would some pretty story tell,Or kiss the place to make it wellMy Mother.
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Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other One was blind and the other couldn't see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play A dumb man went to shout hooray! A paralysed donkey passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye Knocked him through a nine inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to arrest the two dead boys If you don't believe this story
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Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
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Old programmers never die. They just can't C as well.
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Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
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LSD melts your mind, not in your hand.
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Lat Love me faithfullySee how I am faithfulWith all my heartAnd all my soulI am with youThough I am far away.
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Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
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Intel has announced its next chip the Repentium.
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If you put a billion monkeys in front of a billion typewriters typing at random, they would reproduce the entire collected works of Usenet in about ... five minutes.
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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...
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I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.
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Hit any user to continue.
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Hanlon's RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
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Good, better, best never let it rest till your good is better and your better is best.
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General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
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f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng.
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
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