Nacho Libre Quotes

Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!

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Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

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Nacho: Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?

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Nacho: Those eggs were a lie, Esqueleto. A LIE! They give me no eagle powers! The give me no nutrients!
Esqueleto: Sorry.
Nacho: I don't want to get paid to lose. I wanna win!

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Nacho: Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus.

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Nacho: Chancho! I need to borrow some sweats.
Chancho: Are you leaving us?
Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweats.

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