You're Ugly Too Quotes

Will: Did you ever think that once you found out how babies are made that maybe everything goes downhill after that?
Emilie: [chuckles]
Will: What? You know what I mean. That feeling you had when you were a kid. Just weightlessness, you know - it's gone forever.

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[Last lines] Will: I don't know what I'm going to do with you. Really.
Stacey: Why do anything?
Will: Well, something has to be done.
Stacey: I'm perfect the way I am.

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Stacey: Where were you last night?
Will: Out.
Stacey: Out with who?
Will: Just out with friends.
Stacey: You don't have any friends.

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Stacey: There's a few grey hairs there that we'll have to get rid of.
Will: You've got a big mouth.
Stacey: I'd rather have a big mouth than be going grey.

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Emilie: So, you don't have to answer this if you don't want to, but... they released you from prison to look after Stacey?
Will: Yeah, they um... gave me something called temporary compassionate leave so I can look after her.

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Emilie: Can I ask you a question? Why was Will in prison?
Stacey: I... can't say. It's private.
Emilie: You don't know either, do you?
Stacey: No.

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Stacey: Isn't it true you're only taking care of me to keep you out of prison?

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Will: You know Iove you, don't you? I Know I've never said anything about it, but... I mean, you know that, don't you?
Stacey: Is that you or the beer talking?
Will: Actually, that was me talking to the beer. [smiles]
Stacey: [amused]Eejit!

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Emilie: There is an old Romanian saying - 'A cow between two bales of hay will go hungry'.
Will: I don't think I understand.
Emilie: If a cow is the same distance away from both bales of hay, it cannot make a rational decision to choose one over the other. So... it dies of hunger.
Will: I still don't think I understand. Am I supposed to be the cow?
Emilie: You're one of the bales of hay.

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Will: I think the cooker is broken.
Stacey: What do you need it for?
Will: To cook the salmon.
Stacey: Wrap it in cling film and put it in the dishwasher.

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Will: Do you think I came down in the last shower, do ya?
Stacey: Not with those wrinkles you didn't.

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Stacey: What's the French for 'douche bag'?
Emilie: I think that's mostly French already.

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