You Can't Do That on Television Quote
[Christine is doing her screen test for You Can't Do That On Television - The Movie.]
Christine: "Hi, and welcome to You Can't Do That On Television, The Movie. Don't ask me what it's about, because I..." um, I was wondering, would it be possible to change a few lines?
Director Frederico Panzarotti: No, no, Christine, it's gotta be read exactly as it's written.
Christine: Well, it's just that...
Panzarotti: No, no - listen, kid, you wanna be in the movies?
Christine: Yes, of course I do.
Panzarotti: Then READ THE LINES!
Christine: "Hi, and welcome to You Can't Do That On Television, The Movie. Don't ask me what it's about... because I don't know."
[Christine is slimed.]
Christine: "Hi, and welcome to You Can't Do That On Television, The Movie. Don't ask me what it's about, because I..." um, I was wondering, would it be possible to change a few lines?
Director Frederico Panzarotti: No, no, Christine, it's gotta be read exactly as it's written.
Christine: Well, it's just that...
Panzarotti: No, no - listen, kid, you wanna be in the movies?
Christine: Yes, of course I do.
Panzarotti: Then READ THE LINES!
Christine: "Hi, and welcome to You Can't Do That On Television, The Movie. Don't ask me what it's about... because I don't know."
[Christine is slimed.]
TV Show: You Can't Do That on Television
