Winnie the Pooh Quote

Owl: Yes, well, the thing to do is as follows: First, issue a reward...
Pooh: Gesundheit.
Owl: I beg your pardon?
Pooh: Well, you sneezed just as you were going to tell me what the first thing to do was.
Owl: I didn't sneeze.
Eeyore: Oh, you did, Owl.
Owl: No, I didn't! You can't sneeze without knowing it!
Pooh: Well, you can't know it without something haven't been sneezed.
Owl: As I was saying, first: issue a reward...
Pooh: [to Eeyore]He's doing it again. You must be catching a cold.
Eeyore: [gloomily]I'll probably catch it too.
Owl: [frustrated]No, no, no! I'm not catching a cold! The word is issue, not ah-choo! And ah-choo isn't even a word! It's just some sort of sneezy sound, like Ah-choo!.
Pooh: Perhaps you should lie down, Owl.
Owl: Oh! [hits himself on the forehead and falls over backwards]

Movie: Winnie the Pooh

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