Why Stop Now? Quotes

Sprinkles: Is this your mom?
Eli: Not by choice.

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Sprinkles: What'd you say was your name, again?
Eli: Uh... Mozart.
Sprinkles: Mozart. Like the piano man. You're a funny man. Ain't he funny, Black?
Black: He is funny.

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Sprinkles: He don't drink.
Black: That shit will fuck you up. I drink pop.

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Sprinkles: Nobody does anything great without their heart not being into it.

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Black: Respect's gone out the window these days.

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Eli: [on his sister]She's an angel who spits.

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Black: Where did you learn how to drive? Kindergarten?

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Eli: It's painfully hard to forget you.

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Sprinkles: Do you speak Spanish?
Eli: Si. Yes.

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Sprinkles: You're a smart little fucka.
Eli: Yeah... I'm smart!

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Eli: Fuck. So, alright, what do we do now?
Penny: You know, Eli, the guy in there he tells me, and I know this is gonna sound crazy...
Eli: Yeah?
Penny: ...that if I get high, then produce dirty urine, I'm admitted. Hey, this is crazy, right?
Eli: Yes, this is pretty crazy. Alright. So let's do it then. C'mon! Let's get you some crack or something. C'mon!
Penny: Eli, I can't have you being a part of this. No.
Eli: Mom, I'm already a part of this. I'm being part of this for my whole life. Ok, so you know what? I'll pay for it, it will be my treat. C'mon. C'mon.
Penny: And I don't do crack. You would be a fool if you would do crack.

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Eli: You're fucking up my day!

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Eli: Fuck the past!

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Eli: I don't need jelly for my belly.

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Eli: That's a bunch of bullshit!

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Eli: Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of this shit!

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Sprinkles: You gotta fight for what you love, man.

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Eli: I want fucking normal things!

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Eli: I'm an asshole. I forgot, sorry.

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Eli: I look like the Unabomber.

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