Western Union Quotes

Doc Murdoch: Can you cook lamb?
Cookie: There are nine different ways to cook mutton. And I know them all!
Homer Kettle: Never mind that! Do you cook it with the hair on?
Cookie: I should say not!
Crowd: Hurray!
Homer Kettle: Then you're hired!

Movie: Western Union
[on the whereabouts of a recently deceased railroad worker]
Charlie: He's being slapped with a spade right now.

Movie: Western Union