West Hollywood Motel Quotes

Alex: You're such a lesbian.
Marty: A lesbian?
Alex: Yes. You never want to go out and you're always in bed by nine.

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Miguel: I thought you said you didn't drink.
Victor: I said I shouldn't drink.

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Marty: Are you ready?
Alex: Yeah, just give me a minute. I have to download this song and then I gotta make it my ringtone. And then I gotta take a shower.
Marty: You still have to shower?

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Isabelle: Why don't you go out there, grab a meat cleaver, and chop it off? Turn your wife into a Munich!
Ray: First of all, it's eunuch. Secondly, shut the fuck up! These walls are thin.
Isabelle: Are you embarrassed by my penis?

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Isabelle: I think it's bigger than yours...
Ray: That's great!
Isabelle: It's got a mushroom head... like a shiitake.

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Marty: He stares at you! He mentally undresses you!
Alex: He does not. That's his normal look.
Marty: That is not his normal look! If he looked at me like that, I'd expect a sext message not long after.

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Isabelle: Are you gonna leave me because I don't have a vagina no more?

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Isabelle: My father always wanted a boy.

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