We Want Our Mummy Quotes

Dr. Crowell: Gentlemen, you're hired. We're sending you to bring back the mummy of King Rutin-Tutin, you leave immediately for Cairo.
Curly: Say I got an uncle in Cairo, he's a chriopracter. NYUK NYUK NYUK! [Moe punches him in the nose]
Museum Curator: And if you are successul, we will pay you 5000 dollars.
Dr. Crowell: The recovery of the mummy will prove of untold value to science.
Moe: For science!
Larry: For science!
Curly: For 5000 bucks!

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Professor Tuttle: That wasn't King Ruten-Tuten! That was his wife, Queen Hatsi-Tatsi! This is Ruten-Tuten! He was a midget!

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Thug: [in tomb, with Curly laying on a table dressed up as King Rutin-Tutin] Hey, where are those jewels that are supposed to be buried with them?
Thug in Museum Basement: Oh, they always wrap 'em up inside the mummy. We'll have to cut him open. [with thugs looking away, Curly cringes, and unzips the front of his mummy costume]
Thug in Museum Basement: Let me have that sharp knife you have there. [looks at Rutin-Tutin]
Thug in Museum Basement: He's burst open! [reaches inside Curly's costume, pulls out newspaper]
Thug in Museum Basement: Yanks win world series. Can you beat that?
Curly: Yeah, and I won five bucks!
Thug in Museum Basement: No kidding? I had the Cubs, and... WHAT?

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