We're the Millers Quotes

Kenny Rossmore: [to Melissa]You kiss way better than my sister.
Casey Mathis: Hey!

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Kenny Rossmore: [Sees Casey being harassed by thugs on the street]Hey! Leave her alone! [Running to the rescue]
Kenny Rossmore: Unhand her!

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Kymberly: Wow. You dance super-good.
Rose O'Reilly: Thanks.
Kymberly: I'm Kymberly. With a 'y'
Rose O'Reilly: I'm Rose. With an 'r'. Is that your stage name?
Kymberly: My what?
Rose O'Reilly: Something to protect yourself from all those creeps out there. You should pick one. You know, something simple and sexy but cute. Short, maybe. Do you have a nickname?
Kymberly: Totally!
Rose O'Reilly: Oh. Well, great. Then use that because you...
Kymberly: I even got a tattoo of it. Do you wanna see?
Rose O'Reilly: Uh, well, n...
Kymberly: [Pulls down panties, revealing tattoo that says Boner Garage with an arrow pointing to her crotch]Check it out.
Rose O'Reilly: [Reading]'Boner Garage'. Ooh... Wow... With a little arrow there, even...

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Brad Gurdlinger: It's all here! I'm blown away David, great job. But it's late, deadline was last night, so... sorry buddy. No deal.
David Clark: Brad, I almost got killed over this shit twice.
Brad Gurdlinger: Look, i'm not gonna be an asshole about this. I got two tons of premium weed, and yes you got Chacon pinched in the process, which is a huge win for team Brad. So how about we shake hands and call it even?
David Clark: You were never gonna pay me, were you?
Brad Gurdlinger: Is that a dick move? I can never tell anymore. [DEA team then breaks in and arrests everybody]
Brad Gurdlinger: [as Brad is being handcuffed]You double crossed me!
David Clark: Kind of a dick move. right?

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David Clark: Do it for the girls. For Rose and Casey, because believe me, they won't last two days in a Mexican prison.
Kenny Rossmore: OK, I'll do it for the girls.
David Clark: Attaboy! I'm proud of you.
Mexican Cop: Hey, what's going on? Somebody sucking my dick or am I getting 1000 pesos?
David Clark: Pesos? Why didn't you say so?
Mexican Cop: A thousand.
David Clark: Oh, that's like 80 bucks American? Here's a 100. Keep the change.
Mexican Cop: Gracias
David Clark: Can't believe you were gonna suck that guy's dick. Come on, let's go.

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Kenny Rossmore: FUCK! Oh, my God. I'm gonna die
Rose O'Reilly: Tell us what happened.
Kenny Rossmore: A fucking sipder bit me, David. It bit me on my balls, on my fucking balls!
Rose O'Reilly: Oh God. Let me see it, Kenny, let me see it.
Kenny Rossmore: No fucking way, you're not seeing it.
Rose O'Reilly: Come on. I can't help you unless you show it to me. Sweetie just show it to me.
David Clark: Kenny, will you just man up and drop your pants?
Casey Mathis: We've all seen a dick!

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Brad Gurdlinger: [On the phone with David]I'm just getting some singing lessons from my main man Ben Folds Five. Ain't that right Ben Folds Five?
Ben Folds - Piano Teacher: My name is Ben Folds. Five is the name of the band.
Brad Gurdlinger: Remember the song we used to listen to? 'She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly' I've fucking got the guy. He's like my personal bitch.
Ben Folds - Piano Teacher: This gig sucks.
Brad Gurdlinger: Don't talk to me like that. I will have you killed and no one will miss your fucking nerd music.

Movie: We're the Millers