Varsity Blues Quotes

Billy Bob: It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work!

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Miss Davis: Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!

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Coach Bud Kilmer: You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

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Mo Moxon: Kyle, did you start a cult?
Kyle: Yup.
Mo Moxon: That is so sweet!

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Mox: In America, we have laws. Laws against killing, laws against stealing. And it is just accepted that as a member of American society, you will live by these laws. In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has it's own laws. Football is a way of life.

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Police Officer: These kids there just running around wild these days. Them kids last night they stole a cop car.
Bar Man: NO?
Police Officer: Yes! Them boys been exposing themselves!
Bar Man: Exposing themselves?
Police Officer: Yes! They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club, while the ladies were rehearsing the Christmas pageant.
Bar Man: They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club?

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