V H S Quote

[Clint puts on the video glasses for the first time with his friends Shane and Patrick]Shane: Oh, perfect fit!
Patrick: Gimme! Gimme one of these!
Shane: It's perfect! N-I-I-I-C-E!
Clint: What?
Shane: That shit is so quad. You can't even fuckin' tell!
Shane: [Shane and Patrick walk Clint to look at himself in the mirror]Oh, my god! Look at him, huh? Hey, dude, check it out, check it out. You like these glasses, right?
Clint: Yeah.
Shane: These are not just any glasses, my friend.
Clint: They're dork glasses.
Shane: These are video glasses, bitch! There's a camera in that shit!
Patrick: There's a fuckin' mic in that shit!
Shane: Yeah! Yeah! Dude, Look at 'em! You can't see it! It's awesome!
Clint: Where can you get em'?
Patrick: Internet, like... [Patrick continues to laugh all over]
Shane: Oh, it's so good! I can't even...
Clint: Am I just, like, a spy now?
Shane: Yeah, superspy, man... super ass-and-titty spy. Yeah, tonight, I'm telling you.
Clint: I get it. I know what you want to do.
Patrick: [Patrick laughs and yells out]Yeah, you do! Oh, come on, turn it on! Man! Let's do this! Come on.

Movie: V H S

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