Under the Tuscan Sun Quotes

Frances: Ladybugs, Katherine. Lots and lots of ladybugs.

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Frances: You're the one that made the "empty-shell person standing at the crossroads" speech.
Patti: Oh, yeah. That was me.

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Frances: I'll hire the muscular descendants of Roman gods to do the heavy lifting.

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Frances: This is really bad, isn't it?
Patti: Well, it's not good. Unless you want to give your ass a facial.
Frances: That's a contradiction in terms.
Patti: i guess it would be more like an Ass-cail

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Katherine: Listen, when I was a little girl I used to spend hours looking for ladybugs. Finally, I'd just give up and fall asleep in the grass. When I woke up, they were crawling all over me.

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Patti: Think of your inner voice.
Frances: Inner voice...�What the **** am I doing on a gay tour of Tuscany?

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