Tyrannosaur Quote

Hannah: Why Tyrannosaur?
Joseph: What?
Hannah: You said something about your wife Tyrannosaurus or something?
Joseph: What's Tyrannosaurus about? Yeah [nods head]
Joseph: It was a joke name... In Jurassic Park you know the movie, there's a scene where the kids are scared, they're looking out the glass and they hear the Tyrannosaur coming. As it thumps its way towards them [thump, thump, thump]
Joseph: the glass starts to ripple... So [sighs]
Joseph: my wife was a big lady, and you'd hear her going up the stairs and it was like [thump, thump, thump]
Joseph: I swear if I had a cup of tea on the sideboard you'd see the same ripples in my tea. So I called her the Tyrannosaur. [bows head and looks away]
Joseph: I was being a cunt.

Movie: Tyrannosaur

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