Two Night Stand Quote

Megan: [Megan is trying to walk carefully around the overflowing toilet]It's cold and gross. [Megan lifts up the toilet seat to see the water is overflowing so she tries to turn the valve]
Megan: It just keeps coming.
Alec: Hey, you gotta turn the knob!
Megan: No, I mean the punishments from the universe. It's a flood, it's practically biblical. Where the fuck is your plunger?
Alec: It should be right next to the, um... aw, shit, I let my buddy borrow my plunger, dammit! That's why you never let your friends borrow plungers.
Megan: There's like a thousand reasons.

Movie: Two Night Stand

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