Two Night Stand Quote

Megan: This is a serious pattern, I am regressing. Last year I was in college and I was Chris's fiancee and I drank wine in restaurants. And now I am at home all day in my underwear, and I'm nobody's nothing and I can't even get into a bar. What is happening to me? I am going backwards! I am Benjamin Button-ing!
Faiza: He moved on, so what, so can you. I say take a cab home, get on that dating site, pick a cute guy. No drinks, no dinner, just a hook-up.
Megan: You can't order it. It's not Edible Arrangements!
Faiza: Uh, yeah, you can. You have tits and the internet.

Movie: Two Night Stand

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