Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place Quotes

Ashley: Well, a strong enough wind could blow it right over.
Pete: [laughs] What, are you kiddin' me? You're a med student. What the hell do you know about architecture?
Ashley: Well, my father's an architect.
Pete: Yeah, well, my mother's a woman, but that doesn't mean I understand them.
Sharon: It's true, he really doesn't.

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Ashley: Sharon doesn't want to rush into marriage and make the same mistakes that her mother did.
Berg: Oh ,yeah, that's it.
Sharon: That *is* it.
Berg: I said, "Oh yeah that's it."

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Ashley: Sharon doesn't want to rush into marriage and make the same mistakes that her mother did.
Berg: Oh ,yeah, that's it.
Sharon: That *is* it.
Berg: I said, Oh yeah that's it.

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Pete: Berg, what you need is a little reenactment. Sharon? Would you like to play the part of Ashley?
Sharon: Oh, yes... no... yes... no. [to Pete]
Sharon: I'm getting into character.

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Pete: Hey Berg, what do you thinks gonna happen to Sharon?
Berg: I'm sure she'll settle down, have kids...
Sharon Carter: [banging on glass from inside restaurant] Get your butts back in here!
Berg: Take over Cuba...

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[About Pete]
Melissa: What does he tell you about me?
Berg: Everything.
Melissa: Like what, everything?
Berg: Like the first time he saw you, he said he actually felt his heart stop.
Melissa: Really?
Berg: And you... do a phenomenal Linda Ronstadt imitation.
Melissa: Aww... Pete.
Berg: And he hates sushi... but goes with you all the time because he knows you love it.
Melissa: Why didn't he say anything?
Berg: And you laugh like a mad scientist during sex.

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