Twice Two Quotes

Mrs. Laurel: Where's the ice cream?
Stanley: They didn't have any.
Mrs. Laurel: Well why didn't you go somewhere else?
Stanley: Well I spent the fifteen cents calling you up.
Mrs. Laurel: Spent the fifteen cents calling me up. Hmph!

Movie: Twice Two
Oliver: Well what did she say?
Stanley: She told me not to tell you that she's got a surprise for you.
Oliver: Well don't tell me.
Stanley: I won't. I can keep a secret.

Movie: Twice Two