Transformers: Dark of the Moon Quotes

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets.

6.3/10

PG-13 | 2h 34min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi | 29 June 2011 (USA)

[the Autobots and NEST gather around to reawaken Sentinel Prime]Lennox: [to Mearing]That's the Matrix of Leadership, the only thing in the Universe that can repower a Transformer's spark.
Optimus Prime: Let us begin... Sentinel Prime, we bid you return. [drives the Matrix into Sentinel's chest, reviving him... Sentinel grabs Optimus in a deadlock]
Lennox: Hold your fire!
Optimus Prime: Stop! Sentinel, it is I, Optimus Prime!
Ironhide: You are home, Sentinel.
Ratchet: There is nothing to fear.

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Optimus Prime: [tears out Shockwave's eye]You die!

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[feeding energon to his hatchlings]Megatron: Oh, don't be greedy, my fragile ones...

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[Wheelie and Brains end up in the Decepticon mothership]Wheelie
Brains: Ohhh...
Brains: This is a total clusterf...

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Shockwave: [coming out of Driller]Optimus!

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Charlotte Mearing: [Repeated line]Don't call me Ma'am, I'm not a ma'am.

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Starscream: [trapping Sam and Carly]What a treat! You and me, alone!

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Megatron: Here we are. Fight us NOW.

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Dylan: NOOOO! [pulls a gun on Sam]
Sam Witwicky: Dylan, you can't do this, okay?
Dylan: There's only one future for me!

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Sam Witwicky: The Autobots are off saving the world and I've organized four binders.

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[Bumblebee is startled by Carly and crashes into the ceiling light]Brains: Oh, that was smooth Bumblebee!
Bumblebee: Missed it by that much! [Hides face embarrassed]

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Wheelie: We're in the heart of their ship. Lets give em a little ride.
Brains: Oh we gonna screw this ship up!

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[Optimus arrives at NEST]Charlotte Mearing: Take a good look, Optimus! This is all your fault!

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Optimus Prime: I'm coming for you! [flies through the Driller]

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Que: This gun is the perfect invention, Ironhide!
Ironhide: Right.

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[Wheelie and Brains sabotage the Decepticon ship]Wheelie: We had a nice run, Brains...

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Lennox: [looking in the Driller's claw]Why was he after this?
Optimus Prime: It's impossible... This is an engine part, from a long lost Autobot ship.

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Que: Wait! I'm not letting you go out there without my urban combat prototypes. They're great inventions for kicking ass! Those are boomsticks, armed in 30 seconds. Grapple gloves for climbing.

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Carly Miller: They said... they were shipping resources, to rebuild their planet.
Dylan: Yes. But they need one resource in particular, one native to our planet.
Carly Miller: ...Us?
Dylan: You're very smart. You see, they can't rebuild without a slave labour force. How many rocks out there offer six billion workers?
Carly Miller: What are you talking about? We can't transport people!
Dylan: They're not shipping people. They're shipping their planet here!

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Mailroom Worker: [fiddles with a printer]This is exceedingly Japanese. They never make it easy, do they...? [Laserbeak transforms and hurls him into the wall]

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Charlotte Mearing: I don't care who you are. If you breathe a word of what you see in here, you will do time for treason. Do you understand me?
Sam Witwicky: I'll take my orders from the Autobots. I know them. I don't know you.
Charlotte Mearing: You will.

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Simmons: Well, well, well. Charlotte Mearing.
Charlotte Mearing: Agent Simmons. Former Agent Simmons. So I see you survived Washington.
Simmons: Washington, Egypt, heartbreak. I survive. I will survive.

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Brains: [watching Carly and Sam make out]Wow! [snarls]
Brains: Get lucky!
Carly Miller: [shrieks]Get him out of here!
Brains: [is grabbed by Sam and is kicked]Wait. No, no, no, no!
Carly Miller: Oh, he's gross!
Brains: She's good.
Sam Witwicky: Sorry. They're stranded here. Somebody's got to watch out for them.
Carly Miller: Yesterday, that one was in my underwear drawer.
Brains: Did research! Looking real good too! Ha-ha-ha... [Sam slaps him]
Brains: Ow! No need to hit me!

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Sideswipe: Autobots, attack!
Ratchet: Mortar that bridge!

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Dylan: You think you're a hero? YOU THINK YOU'RE A HERO?
Sam Witwicky: No, I'm just a messenger. [knocks Dylan into the pillar]

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Sam Witwicky: [looking at documents]Bee, there's something else going on here. The moon programme, the cover-ups, the assassinations, it's all led to this...

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Sam Witwicky: You love it, don't you? I'm just your American boytoy!
Carly Miller: [laughs]I love a boytoy.
Sam Witwicky: Do you know how demoralizing it is that I've saved the world twice and still be groveling for a job?
Carly Miller: People don't know that you've saved the world Sam, I mean I do, I believe you.
Sam Witwicky: Government knows, I mean they could hook me up with a job right here in DC. I should be working with the Autobots otherwise, it's not fair.

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Sam Witwicky: [pillars start to spark]It's starting!

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Optimus Prime: The enemy's return is certain.

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Laserbeak: Is your Daddy home?

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