Transformers: Dark of the Moon Quotes

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

The Autobots learn of a Cybertronian spacecraft hidden on the moon, and race against the Decepticons to reach it and to learn its secrets.

6.3/10

PG-13 | 2h 34min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi | 29 June 2011 (USA)

Brains: This is how you treat Autobots? We're on the same team.
Wheelie: Yeah, enjoy your next job at 7-Eleven, dickhead.
Brains: That's right.
Wheelie: A-hole.

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Sentinel Prime: [fighting Optimus]Always the bravest of us, but you could never make the hard decisions! [rips off Optimus' arm]

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Cosmonaut Dimitri: Americans were the first to walk on the moon. But the Russians were the first to take images... [presents a set of photos]

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Brains: Autobot Victory! Autobot Victory!

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Megatron: Be gone, insect operatives! Your work is done!
Dylan: [bows]Your Excellency. [Dylan takes Carly away]
Dylan: [out of Megatron's earshot]He's such a dick.

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Wheelie: No, no, no! Don't leave us! You never leave a Bot behind.
Brains: Aw, Shockwave's coming! [Both run]

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Starscream: You can't hide, boy! [Sam and Carly duck into a bus, Starscream shreds the top with his buzzsaw]
Starscream: I love it when your little insect feet try to run!

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Soundwave: [grabs Que]You! Your time is up!
Que: Wait! We surrendered! We're your prisoners! Can't we talk this out? We're all a bunch of good chaps! We mean you no... [Barricade shoots Que]
Que: What'd you do that for...? [Soundwave shoots Que, killing him]
Bumblebee: Goodbye, my oldest friend.

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Sentinel Prime: Defenders of Earth: we have come for your natural resources to rebuild our damaged planet. When we have transported all we need, we will leave your world in peace. For such peace to exist, you must immediately exile the Autobot rebels you have harbored. NON-negotiable! Renounce the rebels. We await your reply...

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Buzz Aldrin: Go ahead, Mr. President.
President Nixon: Hello, Neil and Buzz. I'm talking to you by telephone from the Oval Room at the White House. And this certainly has to be the most historic telephone call ever made. I just can't tell you how proud we all are of you. For every American, this has to be the proudest day of our lives. Because of what you have done...
Director of NASA: [Depicting the astronauts as they land on the water]We have splashdown.
President Nixon: ...the heavens have become a part of man's world. For one priceless moment in the whole history of man, all the people on this Earth are truly one. One in their pride for what you have done. It inspires us to redouble our efforts to bring peace and tranquility to Earth.

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Simmons: I don't think this is about the Decepticons looking for something... I think it's something they wanted to hide.

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Sam Witwicky: [pointing a gun at Dylan Gould]Where is she? WHERE IS SHE?
Dylan: You've got some balls.

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Robert Epps: Snipers, take out their eyes.

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Bruce Brazos: Come to Daddy. Come on, throw down.
Bumblebee: [through radio]Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid?

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Simmons: [Wants to impress the Russians with a Russian phrase]Dutch, give me something tough.
Dutch: Eh. [browses dictionary in panic]
Dutch: Baryshnikov.
Cosmonaut Dimitri: We do speak English.
Simmons: Dutch, you suck.
Dutch: It's a Cyrillic alphabet. It's like all the buttons you never push on a calculator! I don't suck.

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Simmons: Nothing like driving in a Maybach, huh? Germans know how to make cars, let me tell you.

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[Crankcase pulls Simmons out and throws him on the road]Dutch: Oh, mein Gott! I'm fired!

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[Ironhide smashes into Crankcase and Crowbar]Ironhide: Is there a problem?

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Wheelie: [coming in out of the rain]Frickin' shorting my circuits out here! It's inhumane, that's what it is! Make us live in a box on a balcony next to a beast? Like a common animal!
Sam Witwicky: Stop, okay? You and your creepy sidekick can't be in here without permission.
Wheelie: According to who? Miss Blondie Blonde? [climbs on the dog]
Wheelie: Giddyup, little doggie! Ha!

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Wheelie: You know, Sam, I don't know about moving in with this chick. What if she dumps us like the last girl?
Brains: She was mean, didn't like her.
Wheelie: Us guys gotta stick together!
Brains: [sings]We are family! fa-fa-mi-mi-family.
Sam Witwicky: No, we are not family! You're a political refugee, and I have finally found someone who appreciates me for me!
Brains: Well, you tell her that we're not your pets, and we're not your toys, all right? We're an advanced genius alien race just looking for a home!

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Judy Witwicky: Sam, I think for a job interview that you should wear real pants.
Sam Witwicky: I think for life, you should wear real pants.
Judy Witwicky: [Sees Sam's new car]Oh, what happened to Bumblebee?
Sam Witwicky: He's off on his missions. I had to get this for backup.
Ron Witwicky: Your car has a job, huh?
Judy Witwicky: Stop. What does it change into?
Sam Witwicky: It doesn't change into anything. It's a collector's item, Ma. I got it for a steal. It just needs some work. Trust me.
Judy Witwicky: No, I think it's darling. It reminds me a lot of Bumblebee... if Bumblebee were a sad piece of shit.

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Bruce Brazos: Come on people! Yes, a workmate died, but looking out the window is not going to bring him back! The man was depressed. You can keep watching him but he's not getting up, you all read Humpty Dumpty.

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Charlotte Mearing: These guys are the Wreckers. They take care of the Xanthium. We don't let them off the base much, 'cause they're assholes.

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Sam Witwicky: [seeing Driller coming at them]No, no, NO! MOVE! WE GOTTA MOVE!
Robert Epps: Why do the Decepticons always get the good shit? We're about to be eaten, people!

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Lennox: Epps! Epps, I've been looking for your ass! How you doing?
Robert Epps: Your time is whack! Even worse, we can't get across the river to that building and the Autobots are upstairs surrounded.

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Optimus Prime: They're surrounding the city to make a fortress so that no one can see what their up to inside. Our only chance is the element of surprise.
Sam Witwicky: [looks at the Decepticon airship]I think I know where to look. So you can fly this thing, right? [Bumblebee wiggles his fingers]
Sam Witwicky: What is that... What is that? What is that? So-so? So you so-so can fly this. That feels terrible.
Bumblebee: Uh-huh!

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Sentinel Prime: [to Mearing]I will overlook your condescending tone, if you heed the gravity of mine. The Decepticons must never know the space bridge is here. For in their hands, it would mean the end of your world.

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[last words]Starscream: [a boomstick stuck in his eye]I'm going to kick you. I am going to kill y... [boomstick explodes, blowing up Starscream's head]

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[as the Autobots leave in the starship Xanthium]Sam Witwicky: You wanted an answer, you got it.
Dylan: I always get what I want, Sam. I just had to be sure.
Sam Witwicky: Sure of what?
Dylan: That they would go without a fight. [signals Starscream, who blows up the Xanthium]
Dylan: We all work for the Decepticons now.

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[during the Chicago massacre]Carly Miller: I guess they didn't tell you about this part, did they?
Dylan: You think I'm at every meeting?... Look, I'm safe. They said I'm safe.

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