Trailer Park Boys Quote

Nurse: [To Ricky] Sorry sir, there's no smoking [to Julian] and is this gentleman with you too?
Ricky: Yeah I'm fucking with him. Whadaya mean there's no smoking?
Nurse: [to Ricky] Uh, what is your problem sir?
Ricky: Well, now I can't smoke. That's my first problem, I got a busted nose which I now got a rag glued to, and a fucking truck glued to my hand. How's that for a start?
Conky: And he's fucked in the head! He needs a brain transplant!
Ricky: Hey, fuck you, Conky!!!
Nurse: Do you have any other form of identification?
Ricky: Actually, yes I do..[sticks up both middle fingers on both his hands, with the truck glued to his hand] That's called a double whammy! I only use that on special occasions. So you and your whole hospital can fuck off!

TV Show: Trailer Park Boys

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