Trailer Park Boys Quote

Mr. Lahey: Okay, boys. Rule #1: No living in a van in Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
Bubbles: J-Roc, you better straighten Panama Jack the fuck out right now.
J-Roc: Aight, here's what I'm talkin' about. You know'm sayin'? Know'm sayin'? Bubbles is renting this van for 12 dollars a month. You know'm sayin'? That makes this mafucka an income property. You know'm sayin'? And once me and T get power and water goin' on, then this mafucka gonna fall under the same jurisdictions as every other trailer up in this ma'. You know'm sayin'? So why don't you and that 15-cheeseburger eatin', Rico-Suave-lookin' mafucka go on 'cause you ain't beatin' nobody! Peace.
[Tyrone laughs, slaps J-Roc's hand]
Tyrone: That's cold, man! That's crazy! Suave-Rico cheesebuger!
J-Roc: Oh, hang on.
[J-Roc leans his ear to Randy's gut]
J-Roc: Can I get 15 half-eaten cheeseburgers to go?! You know'm sayin'?
Tyrone: Order me some too, man!
[Bubbles laughs]
Bubbles: Talking to his gut like it's a person.

TV Show: Trailer Park Boys

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