Toy Story 3 Quotes
Toy Story 3
The toys are mistakenly delivered to a day-care center instead of the attic right before Andy leaves for college, and it's up to Woody to convince the other toys that they weren't abandoned and to return home.
8.3/10
G | 1h 43min | Animation, Adventure, Comedy | 18 June 2010 (USA)
Mrs. Potato Head : [ Molly tosses Barbie into the "Sunnyside" box without caring ] Poor Barbie!
Hamm the Piggy Bank : I get the Corvette.
Hamm the Piggy Bank : I get the Corvette.
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Mr. Potato Head : [ after spending the night in the daycare sandbox ] It was cold and dark, nothing but sand and a couple of Lincoln Logs.
Hamm the Piggy Bank : Eh... I don't think those were Lincoln Logs.
Hamm the Piggy Bank : Eh... I don't think those were Lincoln Logs.
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Jessie : Buzz, you're back!
Buzz Lightyear : [ confused ] Uh, yes, yes I am. Where did I go?
Woody : Beyond infinity, my friend.
Buzz Lightyear : [ confused ] Uh, yes, yes I am. Where did I go?
Woody : Beyond infinity, my friend.
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Woody : [ Chatter Telephone rings. Woody picks up phone ] Hello?
Chatter Telephone : You shouldn't have come back cowboy. They've cracked down hard since you left. More guards, more patrols, you and your friends ain't ever getting out of here now.
Woody : I made it out once.
Chatter Telephone : You got LUCKY once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down, you'll survive.
Woody : Yeah, for how long?
Chatter Telephone : I've been here years, they'll never break me. There's only one way toys leave this place. [ Both see the janitor dropping a toy train down the trash chute ]
Chatter Telephone : Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn, then it's off to the dump.
Woody : Look, I appreciate your concern old-timer, but we have a kid waiting for us. Now, we're leaving. If you'd help us, one toy to another, I'd sure be grateful.
Chatter Telephone : [ pause ] Well... if you're gonna get out, first things you're gonna get through is the doors. Locked every night, inside and out, keys are left on a hook in the office.
Woody : Got it. What else?
Chatter Telephone : Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground...
Woody : Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about the wall?
Chatter Telephone : Eight feet high; cinder block; No way through it. You go over, or under.
Woody : That's it? It doesn't seem so bad.
Chatter Telephone : It's not. Your REAL problem's the monkey. The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything... classrooms, hallways, even the playground. You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall, but if you don't take out that monkey you ain't going nowhere. You want to get out of here... GET RID OF THAT MONKEY!
Chatter Telephone : You shouldn't have come back cowboy. They've cracked down hard since you left. More guards, more patrols, you and your friends ain't ever getting out of here now.
Woody : I made it out once.
Chatter Telephone : You got LUCKY once. Want my advice? Keep your heads down, you'll survive.
Woody : Yeah, for how long?
Chatter Telephone : I've been here years, they'll never break me. There's only one way toys leave this place. [ Both see the janitor dropping a toy train down the trash chute ]
Chatter Telephone : Poor fella. Trash truck comes at dawn, then it's off to the dump.
Woody : Look, I appreciate your concern old-timer, but we have a kid waiting for us. Now, we're leaving. If you'd help us, one toy to another, I'd sure be grateful.
Chatter Telephone : [ pause ] Well... if you're gonna get out, first things you're gonna get through is the doors. Locked every night, inside and out, keys are left on a hook in the office.
Woody : Got it. What else?
Chatter Telephone : Lotso has trucks patrolling all night long. Hallway, lobby, playground...
Woody : Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what about the wall?
Chatter Telephone : Eight feet high; cinder block; No way through it. You go over, or under.
Woody : That's it? It doesn't seem so bad.
Chatter Telephone : It's not. Your REAL problem's the monkey. The Monkey's the eye in the sky. He sees everything... classrooms, hallways, even the playground. You can unlock doors, sneak past guards, climb the wall, but if you don't take out that monkey you ain't going nowhere. You want to get out of here... GET RID OF THAT MONKEY!
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Woody : We're all still here! I - I mean, yeah, we've lost friends along the way... Wheezy... and Etch...
Rex the Green Dinosaur : And Bo Peep?
Woody : ...Yeah. Even - even Bo.
Rex the Green Dinosaur : And Bo Peep?
Woody : ...Yeah. Even - even Bo.
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Jessie : Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I - I was wrong...
Mr. Potato Head : Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.
Mr. Potato Head : Jessie's right, Woody. She was wrong.
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Mrs. Potato Head : You have saved our lives!
Mr. Potato Head : And *we* are eternally grateful! [ hugs the aliens ]
Mr. Potato Head : My boys!
Aliens : Daaaaaady!
Mr. Potato Head : And *we* are eternally grateful! [ hugs the aliens ]
Mr. Potato Head : My boys!
Aliens : Daaaaaady!
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Rex the Green Dinosaur : [ after Andy picks up Rex to get his cell phone, which Rex was gripping ] He held me! He actually held me!
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Buzz Lightyear : We're going in the attic now, folks. Keep your accessories with you at all times. Spare parts, batteries, anything you need for an orderly transition.
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Andy's Mom : [ helping Andy prepare, Andy's mom walks around his room with a trash bag ] Look, it's simple. Skateboard? College! Little League trophy? Probably attic. Apple core? Trash. [ she picks a green apple core off his dresser and drops it in the bag ]
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Woody : Day care is a sad lonely old place for toys who don't have a home.
Barbie : ...WAAAAGH!
Hamm the Piggy Bank : Quite the charmer, ain'tya?
Barbie : ...WAAAAGH!
Hamm the Piggy Bank : Quite the charmer, ain'tya?
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Barbie : Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from threat of force!
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Buzz Lightyear : Prisoners sleep in their cells. Any prisoner caught outside their cells spends the night in the box. Roll call at dusk and dawn. Any prisoner misses roll call spends the night in the box. Prisoners do NOT speak unless spoken to. Any prisoner talks back spends the night...
Jessie : [ snappily ] In the BOX. We GET it.
Jessie : [ snappily ] In the BOX. We GET it.
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Jessie : Buzz! Mind if I squeeze in next to you?
Buzz Lightyear : Yes. No! I mean, w-w-why-why would I mind squee-squeezing next to you? - Is it hot in here?
Buzz Lightyear : Yes. No! I mean, w-w-why-why would I mind squee-squeezing next to you? - Is it hot in here?
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Hamm the Piggy Bank : Hey, where's that fur-ball Lotso?
Slinky Dog : Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitching.
Woody : Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.
Slinky Dog : Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitching.
Woody : Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.
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Chunk : [ up in the vending machine with the other toys, referring to Buzz ] He ain't the sharpest knife in the... place where... they keep the knives...
Sparks : Neither are you, Chunk! [ everyone laughs ]
Sparks : Neither are you, Chunk! [ everyone laughs ]
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[ the toys are trapped in the incinerator ]
Jessie : Buzz! What do we do? [ Buzz takes hold of Jessie's hand ]
Jessie : Buzz! What do we do? [ Buzz takes hold of Jessie's hand ]
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[ last lines ] [ while Buzz and Totoro try to repair a cardboard spaceship, Jessie starts playing Spanish music. As a result, Buzz starts involuntarily dancing, and grabs Jessie into his arms ]
Buzz Lightyear : [ chuckles ] I, uh, I have no idea what came over me.
Jessie : Just go with it, Buzz. [ Jessie and Buzz tango to a Spanish rendition of "You've Got a Friend in Me" as the other toys watch ]
Buzz Lightyear : [ chuckles ] I, uh, I have no idea what came over me.
Jessie : Just go with it, Buzz. [ Jessie and Buzz tango to a Spanish rendition of "You've Got a Friend in Me" as the other toys watch ]
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Buzz Lightyear : That Barbie has nice handwriting!
Jessie : Uhh, Buzz? Barbie didn't write this.
Jessie : Uhh, Buzz? Barbie didn't write this.
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Mr. Potato Head : But these toddlers... they don't know how to play with us!
Rex the Green Dinosaur : They're too young!
Rex the Green Dinosaur : They're too young!
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Lotso : Welcome to Sunnyside, folks. I'm Lots-o-Huggin Bear. But please, call me Lotso.
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Dolly : Wow cowboy. You just jump right in don't you? I'm Dolly
Woody : [ shakes her hand ] Woody.
Dolly : Woody? You're gonna stick with that? Well now's the time to change it, you know, new room and all. That's coming from a doll named Dolly.
Woody : [ shakes her hand ] Woody.
Dolly : Woody? You're gonna stick with that? Well now's the time to change it, you know, new room and all. That's coming from a doll named Dolly.
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Andy : Molly! Stay out of my room!
Molly : I wasn't in your room!
Andy : Then who was messing with my stuff?
Molly : I wasn't in your room!
Andy : Then who was messing with my stuff?
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