Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn Quotes

Nick DiPaolo: I was born gay, but 8 months of breast feeding wiped that right out. I'm just glad my Dad wasn't walking around naked when I was teething.

TV Show: Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn
Host: [to Keith Robinson] Sorry about the Williams sisters losing to the white girls!

TV Show: Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn
[discussing a tax on cigarettes and alcohol]
Panelist: I don't have a problem with it, because I don't drink or smoke, so it doesn't affect me.
Dave Attell: Well then you're boring. They should put a tax on that.

TV Show: Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn
[Slogans for the war in Iraq to be printed on t-shirts]
Nick DiPaolo: Roses are red, violets are blue, lets hang Saddam by his nuts, and the French bastard too.

TV Show: Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn