Torch Song Trilogy Quotes
Alan: I have a question.
Arnold: The answer is yes.
Alan: You don't even know what I was going to ask.
Arnold: Whatever it is, the answer is yes. I'm too tired to argue.
Alan: ...Good. Because I love you, too.
Arnold: The answer is yes.
Alan: You don't even know what I was going to ask.
Arnold: Whatever it is, the answer is yes. I'm too tired to argue.
Alan: ...Good. Because I love you, too.
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Arnold: There's one more thing you better understand. I have taught myself to sew, cook, fix plumbing, build furniture - I can even pat myself on the back when necessary - all so I don't have to ask anyone for anything.
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Ed: Whoops.
Arnold: Whoops? Ed, did you say whoops? No, Ed. Whoops is when you fall down an elevator shaft. Whoops is when you skinny-dip in a school of piranha. Whoops is when you accidentally douche with Drano! No, Ed. This was no whoops. This was an AAAAAAAAAAAAAHA-HA-HA-HA!
Arnold: Whoops? Ed, did you say whoops? No, Ed. Whoops is when you fall down an elevator shaft. Whoops is when you skinny-dip in a school of piranha. Whoops is when you accidentally douche with Drano! No, Ed. This was no whoops. This was an AAAAAAAAAAAAAHA-HA-HA-HA!
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Ed: 'Casual'? We've known each other for nine years!
Arnold: Seven of which you spent with another woman.
Arnold: Seven of which you spent with another woman.
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Ed: Why don't you ask Arnold? I'm sure he has lots to say on the subject.
Alan: He says you're a boring, self-centered, insensitive old fool who wouldn't know love if it wore wings, diaper, and shot heart-shaped arrows at your butt.
Alan: He says you're a boring, self-centered, insensitive old fool who wouldn't know love if it wore wings, diaper, and shot heart-shaped arrows at your butt.
Movie: Torch Song Trilogy