The Wild Wild West Quotes

Count Carlos Mario Vincenzo Robespierre Manzeppi: Adieu, Mr. West. I'd love to stay and watch, but unfortunately the smell of scorched people disagrees with me.

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James T. West: You wanted the world? [tosses globe to General Cassinello]
James T. West: Here!

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Jim West: Hmm?
Dr. Miguelito Loveless: Really, you can be quite exasperating. What kind of remark is that, "mmmhamm"?

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Judge Alonzo Fairlie: You're mad, of course.
Dr. Miguelito Loveless: Observe the classical magistrate's mind at work, Delilah. The judge does not understand me, ergo I am mad. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Dr. Miguelito Loveless. I plead guilty to being dictatorial, vain, short-tempered, occasionally unreasonable, always... always a helpless admirer of all that is rare and fine in nature and art. But mad... no sir that I will not permit.

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[last lines]
Artemus Gordon: It was just a thought.
Jim West: I'm glad it was a just a thought, Artie.

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