The White Shadow Quote

Ken Reeves: [Coach Reeves walks in to substitute teach gym class and blows his whistle] Alright, let's line up!
Ken Reeves: [looks over at the bleachers and sees Lucius lounging instead of lining up] You a part of this class?
Lucius Robinson: Sometimes.
Ken Reeves: Then how come you're not on the floor like the rest of us?
Lucius Robinson: I don't feel good.
Ken Reeves: You been to see the nurse?
Lucius Robinson: I got a doctor's note.
Ken Reeves: Let me see it.
Lucius Robinson: I don't have it.
Ken Reeves: What's wrong with you?
Lucius Robinson: I got this rare tropical disease called 'I can't stand gym'!
Ken Reeves: Alright, I'll be with you in a minute. In the meantime, take your feet off the bleachers. Alright, roll call! [calls several names]
Ken Reeves: Robinson!
Lucius Robinson: Present!
Ken Reeves: I thought I told you to take your feet off the bleachers. You don't put your feet on the furniture at home, do you? Don't do it here!
Lucius Robinson: I always put my feet on the furniture at home.
Ken Reeves: What does your mother say about that?
Lucius Robinson: She says, 'where do you think you are, school?'! [class members start laughing]

TV Show: The White Shadow

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