The Three Stooges Quote

Ronnie: How's that Whynatte?
The Situation: This is, like, my fourth or fifth.
Sammi: What happened last night?
The Situation: What kind of flavor? I like coffee, too.
Moe: Hey, I'm heading out to 7-Eleven, anyone up for some gummy worms?
JWoww: Yeah, maybe if they were soaked in vodka. By the way, why are you even on our show? You look like a stretched-out meatball.
The Situation: [laughter]Did not Moe tell you that he's using our little program as a launching pad to make a lot of paper to save homeless orphan babies?
Ronnie: Good luck, this guy can't even buy the right kind of grated cheese. I asked for Romano, not Parmesan, you mook.
Moe: Oh, you don't like that cheese.
Ronnie: No.
Moe: Well, let's see what we can do about that. [Moe picks up the cheese grater]
Ronnie: What are you doing?
Teddy: [watching Jersey Shore from his bedroom with Lydia]Oh boy, here we go.
Moe: [Moe rubs the cheese grater on Ronnie's foot]How about some aged cheddar, tough guy? Come on!
Ronnie: Ow! What, are you crazy? That's assault!
Moe: Here's your pepper. Shut up! [Moe slaps Ronnie]
The Situation: My man!
Moe: Who asked you, muscle-head! [Moe quickly finger-pokes The Situation's eyes]
Sammi: Moe, you just can't go around hitting people!
Moe: Oh, no? Well, can I do this? [Moe plucks Sammi's nasal hairs out of her nostril]
Sammi: Hmm, rare bouquet.
JWoww: Are you kidding me? Who does this?

Movie: The Three Stooges

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