The Three Stooges Quote

Ling: [Larry and Curly enter the office building where Teddy works; one sign reads Ditcher, Quick & Hyde: Divorce Lawyers, another sign reads Proba, Keester & Wintz: Proctologists]Kickham, Harter, and Indagroyne, may I help you?
Ling: [on the phone]Yes, I'll connect you now.
Ling: [Ling hangs the phone up]Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but the clown college is on the ninth floor.
Larry: Oh, no, I'm here to see Teddy Harter. Tell him it's his old pal, Larry, from the orphanage.
Ling: Oh, Teddo's not here. He's out making arrangements for his anniversary party.
Larry: All right, then, can I speak to his old man?
Ling: Mr. Harter is at lunch, but he should be back soon.
Larry: Nice glasses.
Ling: Thank you.
Larry: You got a little spot there, let me help you out. [Larry takes Ling's glasses, licking them the with his tongue, followed by a spit-shine, wiping them clean]
Larry: [Larry hands Ling's glasses back to her]There you are, good as new. By the way, do not lick those, I'm just getting over pink-eye.

Movie: The Three Stooges

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