The Three Stooges Quote

[Foster the People's Waste plays throughout the montage; Larry and Curly watch Moe on Jersey Shore on a TV in an electronics store window]Moe: [on Jersey Shore]Is that what you think? Shut up! [Moe slaps Ronnie]
The Situation: Hey, yo! [Moe slaps The Situation]
Moe: You, too! Here's another one! [Moe slaps Ronnie]
Moe: [Moe sits down next to Snooki, who is reading a book]Hiya, Snook, I got you a present.
Snooki: Really? For me?
Moe: Yeah, go on, open it.
Snooki: [Snooki opens the box, and then Moe delivers a finger poke to her eyes when she discovers the box is empty]Ow!
Moe: [Moe laughs, with Curly and Larry chuckling at Moe's antics; the scene changes to Larry and Curly sleeping in a dumpster, with Curly dreaming about dancing around in a field of bubbles with Moe and Larry; the scene shifts back to Moe on the set of Jersey Shore]Why, you...!
Moe: [Moe slaps the side of Ronnie's face and his forehead, then he slaps The Situation's face]There you go!
Moe: [the Jersey Shore producers watch with delight, as Larry and Curly laugh at Moe's antics; Moe waves his hand up and down in front of JWoww's face]Why, you... [Moe lowers his hand to the table, and quickly waves his hand up and down in JWoww's face, making a rhythmic bonking sound; Larry and Curly continue to watch Moe]
Moe: [Moe holds his fist in front of Ronnie; he hits Moe's fist, which curves upward and hits Ronnie on the head]You see that?
The Situation: [Ronnie tries to imitate Moe, only for Moe to knock Ronnie's fist back into his own face]You see that?
Moe: [Moe breaks a pool cue stick on The Situation]Business!
The Situation: Oh!
JWoww: [Moe laughs while he holds a hot curling iron on JWoww's tongue]Umph! Umph!
Moe: [Moe hits The Situation on the nose, then slaps him on the chin]Why, you...!
Moe: [Larry and Curly

Movie: The Three Stooges

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