The Three Stooges Quote

Young Moe: [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style]Hello,
Young Moe
Young Larry: [Larry joins Moe in chanting]Hello,
Young Moe
Young Larry
Young Curly: [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together]Hello.
Young Moe
Young Larry
Young Curly: [spoken]Hello!
Mrs. Harter: [Mrs. Harter giggles; the young Stooges accidentally bump their heads together]How precious!
Sister Rosemary: Yes, I certainly don't envy you having to choose between such amazing children.
Young Larry: The choice is easy! I'm your guy! [Larry starts tap dancing]
Mrs. Harter: That is so cute!
Mr. Harter: Absolutely adorable.
Mr. Harter: [to Mother Superior]How long's he got?
Mother Superior: Hmm?
Mr. Harter: He's taking chemo, right?
Mother Superior: No no no, he's healthy as a mule.
Sister Rosemary: And almost as smart.
Young Moe: Recede, Bojangles. [Moe pulls Larry back by his hair]
Young Moe: Pick me, I make the best potato peel and eggshell smoothies in town. [Mr. Harter chuckles nervously]
Young Curly: If you choose me, I'll let you play with my pet rat, Nippy! I even taught him a few tricks!
Mother Superior: Oh, boys and their rodents. [Mother Superior chuckles]
Young Teddy: [Teddy enters the room]Mother Superior, may I have a glass of milk, please?
Mrs. Harter: Oh, who's this?
Young Teddy: Hi, my name's Teddy, and someday, I'm gonna have a puppy.
Mrs. Harter: Oh my God, he's wonderful.
Mr. Harter: I thought you said there were only the three.
Sister Rosemary: I never said that, I said about three.

Movie: The Three Stooges

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