The Three Stooges Quote

Mac: Ohh!
Lydia: My husband is suffering from an incurable disease that eventually will kill him.
Mac: Unfortunately, it could take a year, possibly more, pain increasing daily until I lapse into an irreversible coma.
Curly: I had that, only it was just in my feet, yeah. It's called coma-toes. [Larry and Curly laugh]
Moe: [Moe laughs sarcastically]Oh, coma-toes, huh?
Curly: Yeah.
Curly: [Moe stomps on Curly's toes]Ohh!
Moe: Are they awake now? [Curly growls]
Mac: Gentlemen, [the Stooges look around, unaware that Mac is referring to them]
Mac: Gentlemen.
Curly
Moe
Larry: Oh.
Mac: I'm sure you can understand why I... prefer to leave this world on my own terms, rather than spend the rest of my life a vegetable.
Moe: I don't know, it sounds illegal.
Larry: Wait a minute, legs. Did you say $830,000 bucks?
Lydia: I did.
Larry: [Larry whistles Whew]That's a good day's pay.
Curly: Hey, wait a minute, fellas. That's exactly the amount of money we' re looking for.
Moe: You're right. This must be fate, time-bomb. You can count us in!
Mac: [the Stooges shake Mac's hand]Ah, that's swell.

Movie: The Three Stooges

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