The Three Stooges Quote

Moe: [in Teddy's bedroom]Teddy! Teddy, Teddy, Teddy, what's the matter? Come on boy, speak to me.
Teddy: [barely awake]Who are you?
Moe: It's us, it's Moe...
Larry: Larry...
Curly: And Curly.
Teddy: [Teddy is still half-awake]Guys, what are you doing here?
Moe: All right buddy, we got you now.
Moe
Curly
Larry: [Lydia and Mac enter Teddy's bedroom]Nyah-ah-aah!
Teddy: [drowsily]Oh, honey, thanks so much for inviting the boys behind my back.
Moe: That ain't the only thing she's doing behind your back.
Curly: Yeah, she wanted us to smother you in your sleep.
Larry: And now it looks like she slipped you some knockout juice.
Teddy: [still drowsy]Lydia, what are they talking about?
Lydia: [feigning innocence]Honey, I am as confused as you are. All I know is that these men crashed our party, and when we tried to remove them, they start acting crazy.
Moe: Teddy, you've known us since you were a baby. Why, we were the ones who taught you how to play with matches. We treated you like a little brother. Why would we lie to you now?
Teddy: [still drowsy]Wait, Lydia, why am I still in bed if- if the party's going on?
Mac: [Lydia looks at Mac while trying to come up with an answer]I'll tell you why.
Teddy: [Mac reveals his left hand, which has a gun in it]Oh, Mac.
Moe
Curly
Larry: Nyah-ah-aah!
Mr. Harter: [Mr. Harter enters the room, with a gun in his right hand]Don't even think about it, Mac.
Mr. Harter: [the Stooges sigh and chuckle with relief]Real slow, now. Drop it to the floor.
Mac: Not a problem. [Mac slowly puts the gun on the floor]
Teddy: Good work, Dad. You know, I had a feeling something was going on, but you, Mac? I mean, you were m

Movie: The Three Stooges

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