The Three Stooges Quote

Moe: Fellas, it's too high - [Larry and Curly collide with Moe, nearly pushing him over the rooftop]
Moe: Aaah! [Larry and Curly catch Moe by the legs and pull him back to the roof]
Moe: Why you lamebrains! [Moe slaps Larry and Curly across their faces]
Larry: Hey, look, a fire hose! We can lower ourselves down to the ground.
Moe: The kid's right, it's foolproof! Come on. [the Stooges unwind the fire hose and jump down to the ground below; the hose comes off its reel and the Stooges drop to the ground, landing on Teddy]
Moe
Curly
Larry: Aah-aah! [the hose's reel hits Moe on the head as Teddy gets back on his feet]
Moe: Ow! Why don't you watch where you're going, bud?
Teddy: I'm sorry, 100 percent my fault. Sometimes I just get lost in my own head and I - Moe? Larry, Curly, is that you?
Moe: Depends who's asking.
Teddy: It's me, Teddo J. Harter.
Moe: Who?
Teddy: Teddy, from the orphanage, Teddy. You remember, Moe, I went home with your parents.
Moe: What're you trying to pull? The Teddy we knew was this tall and he only had one shoe.
Larry: Yeah, and he didn't sound like you.
Teddy: Here- here, look, I got a snapshot of me and the 'rents leaving the orphanage. [the photo shows Teddy being adopted by his new parents and Moe being taken back by the nuns]
Larry: Hey, it is you. [Larry looks at Teddy's photo]
Larry: I was wondering, how are Moe's folks doing? They seem like good eggs.
Teddy: Yeah, well Dad's doing great, I work with him at the law firm downtown; but Mother, she passed on several years ago, hunting accident.
Moe
Curly
Larry: Oh, sure, yeah.
Teddy: So, you boys on Facebook? I'll poke you. [the Stooges recoil at the mention of poke, being unaware that it's a dif

Movie: The Three Stooges

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