The Three Musketeers Quote

Pete: [singing to the tune of "In the Hall of the Mountain King] I was born to cheat and lie/I'm a mean, rotten guy/ when you ask me, why I'm nasty, here's my reason why/At that stork delivery, mommy screamed: "Woo is me/Such a dork, hey Mister Stork, behold my misery/Pete is ghastly, Pete's a blob, Pete's a nasty, naughty slob"/Can in it sister, I'm the mister who will get the job/So I'm nasty, I'm no good, I'll be king, knock on wood/I'll impress you though I'm just a common lowly hood/ If you can't be loved, be feared/Don't get shoved, chickensh /Be the king, pull the string or else you might be speared/I'm so happy I could dance/Seek my chance, I'll advance/Come and cheer me, love and fear me/Pete's king of France.

Pete: Evening trusted Lieutenant. Watch out for the bricks.

Clarabelle: What?
[get's hitten by bricks]

Pete: Come and cheer me, love and fear me/Pete's king of France!
[speaking]

Pete: Why'd the music stop?

Movie: The Three Musketeers

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