The Thing Quotes

Palmer : Don't argue with him.

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Dr. Blair : [ throwing a fit in the radio room ] You guys think I'M crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of you don't know what's going on around here, but I'm damn well sure SOME of you do! You think that thing wanted to be an animal? No dogs make it a thousand miles through the cold! No, you don't understand! That thing wanted to be US!

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Dr. Blair : [ smashing up the radio room with an axe while yelling ] A Cell gets out, and it will IMITATE EVERYTHING on the face of the EARTH! AND NOTHING CAN STOP IT!
Childs : [ appearing from around a doorway ] Hey, take it easy, come on, Blair, you don't want to hurt nobody.
Dr. Blair : [ Blair whips a pistol out and shoots at him but misses ] I'LL KILL YOU! [ fires more shots ]

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Nauls : Maybe we're at war with Norway?

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MacReady : [ talking into tape recorder ] I'm going to hide this tape when I'm finished. If none of us make it, at least there'll be some kind of record. The storm's been hitting us hard now for 48 hours. We still have nothing to go on. [ Briefly turns of tape recorder and takes a drink. Looks at the shredded longjohns and turns it back on ]
MacReady : One other thing: I think it rips through your clothes when it takes you over. Windows found some shredded and bloody longjohns in the trash but the nametag was missing. They could be anybody's. Nobody... nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired... there's nothing more I can do, just wait... this is R.J. MacReady, helicopter pilot, US outpost #31. [ turns off recorder ]

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Childs : I just cannot believe any of this voodoo bullshit!

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Dr. Copper : [ viewing the ruined Norwegian camp ] My God, what the hell happened here?
MacReady : C'mon, Doc.

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Computer Voice : [ moves its chess piece ] Checkmate. Checkmate. [ MacReady pours his drink into the computer tower, frying it ]
MacReady : Cheating bitch.

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Windows : You guys gonna listen to Garry? You gonna let him give the orders? I mean, he could BE one of those things!

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MacReady : [ Holding TNT in one hand, and a lit flare in the other ] Anybody touches me, and we go!

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Adam Finch: So, I'm gonna die because I floss?

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Kate Lloyd: [to Lars]Burn it!

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Sam Carter: I wanna know how the Cavaliers are doing?
Kate Lloyd: Hmm. I don't follow football.
Sam Carter: It's a basketball team. They play basketball.
Jameson: Barely. They're the Cavaliers, man.

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[first lines]Peder: [In Norwegian]Okay, I've got another one. A good one. A man and woman are making love one night when their young boy walks in.

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Kate Lloyd: Anyone else with porcelain fillings? Or clean teeth?

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Sam Carter: And the last place you want to be is cooped up with a dozen of Norwegian guys.

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Adam Finch: What are you, an asshole?

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[last lines]Lars: [to Matias]That's not a dog! Start the helicopter now! [both get into helicopter]
Lars: Get it up now! Come on!

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Adam Finch: You know, I never believed in this shit.
Jonas: I always did.

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Colin: You think they're gonna pay a bonus for bringing home an alien instead of core samples?

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Adam Finch: [about Sander]In the three years that I have known him, this is the most excited I have ever seen him.

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Lars: [In Norwegian]We found a fucking alien! Cheers!

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