The Taming of the Shrew Quotes

Petruchio: [Lying in bed with Kate, the MORNING after the first night of their honeymoon] How brightly shines the moon!
Kate: [a cockerel sounds in the background] That's the sun, you pillock.
Petruchio: Oh. [pause]
Petruchio: Is it?
Petruchio: [Blinks the sleep from his eyes] Well. [pause]
Petruchio: You shouldn't contradict me.
Kate: You shouldn't talk bollocks.

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Katherina: Of all things living, a man's the worst!

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Katherina: I knew you at the first. You were a moveable!
Petruchio: Why, what's a moveable?
Katherina: A stool like this! [she kicks out the stool he was sitting on, and he falls on the floor]
Petruchio: Then sit on me! [he pulls her down on his lap]
Petruchio: Our asses are made to bear and so are you!
Katherina: [she punches him] Women are made to bear and so are you!
Petruchio: Not such a load as yours if me you mean!

Movie: The Taming of the Shrew
Petruchio: You do realise that I have all the documents for the car hire and the villa?
Kate: Which I paid for. So I suggest you hand it over and disappear in a poof of smoke, up your own backside!

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Tranio: The wench is stark mad or wonderful forward.

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