The Surreal Life Quotes
Ryan Starr: It's not like you're ugly or anything.
Jordan Knight: [sarcastically] Oh, thanks for tellin' me I ain't ugly.
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Adrianne Curry: [about a scene in The Seven Samurais of Death between her and Christopher Knight] The script called for a kiss. But there was a lot of tongue involved.
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Adrianne Curry: [sees Verne really weird] Verne... Verne... I'm gonna leave water here.
Verne Troyer: [moans] Okay. [moans again]
Adrianne Curry: That was pretty uncomfortable... it was kind of... orgasmic moaning.
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Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: [about Janice] The woman is just, ugh, I feel so bad for her children.
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Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: [about Jose] My, my, what steroids can do to a body! That man is *hot*!
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Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: [after causing Janice Dickinson to have a breakdown and subsquently leave the house] Gurl, SEE YA!
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Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: [oft-repeated line directed at Janice] Crack whore!
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Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: [uncomfortable because Janice holds the prop knife over her in the photo shoot] Back the fuck up!
Janice Dickinson: I'm not - I'm not - I'm not backing up. I never said the F word.
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: You let a crackhead play with a knife over here.
Janice Dickinson: Excuse me? You know what? Who's the crackhead here? It's just a joke.
Bronson Pinchot: Careful!
Janice Dickinson: Like your wedding dress.
Bronson Pinchot: Leave her alone!
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Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: Let me be the first to tell you that Jose has a wonderful ass.
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Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: So you don't have a temper?
Jose Canseco: Not at all.
Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth: Well, I do.
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