The Sure Thing Quotes
"Walter (Gib) Gibson: [dancing with the Sure Thing, shouting over the loud party music so Alison will hear] So, what else did Lance say about me?
The Sure Thing: [loudly] He said you're a virgin. Walter (Gib) Gibson: What?
The Sure Thing: [the music stops just as she says] He thinks you might be gay. [everybody hears, stops and stares at them] Walter (Gib) Gibson: [Gib pretends to laugh, then mutters] Don't say that!
The Sure Thing: I didn't say it, Lance said it! [the music starts up again] Walter (Gib) Gibson: [loud] Excuse me won't you, I have to go and kick the shit out of someone. Just one second.
The Sure Thing: [loudly] He said you're a virgin. Walter (Gib) Gibson: What?
The Sure Thing: [the music stops just as she says] He thinks you might be gay. [everybody hears, stops and stares at them] Walter (Gib) Gibson: [Gib pretends to laugh, then mutters] Don't say that!
The Sure Thing: I didn't say it, Lance said it! [the music starts up again] Walter (Gib) Gibson: [loud] Excuse me won't you, I have to go and kick the shit out of someone. Just one second.
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Fat Guy in Bar: I had some more fried food for lunch. I know, I know, I shouldn't have had it but I just couldn't help myself. Do you think I lack self-discipline?
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Lance: Gib, you want a relationship? That's fine. Just remember that every relationship starts with a one night stand. You came 3,000 miles for a reason didn't you? Would you look at that reason. Go for it Gib, you've earned it.
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Professor Taub: [reading Gib's Paper] 'It could be tonight,' he though as he stood in the corner, pretending to have a good time. He would meet her tonight. All his young life, he had dreamed of a girl like this. 5'6, silky hair, trim, nubile body that really knew how to move. And soft, deeply tanned skin. Now as for personality traits, she needed only one. She had to love sex and all the time. To arrive at this moment, he had traveled vast distances enduring many hardships. Abject poverty, starvation, show tunes, you name it. From across the room, he saw her. She was perfect. He knew almost nothing about her and she didn't know much more about him. It was exactly how it was supposed to be. He brought her to his room. The lights were soft, the moment was right. Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear, 'Do you love me?' Thoughts raced through his mind. Did she really want him? What had he done to deserve this bounty? Does God exist? Who invented liquid soap and why? 'Do you love me?' Staring into her eyes he knew that she really needed to hear it but for the first time in his life, he knew these were no longer just words and if he said it, it would be a lie. 'Do you love me?' she whispered. 'Do you love me?' It would not be tonight. The answer was no.
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